Kicking around the dusty streets of Mirogana, Kay Vess has seen her fair share of odd jobs and even odder offers. But even for a seasoned scoundrel like her, the question posed by a grumpy Toshara cook stops most players dead in their tracks: “How much for the little guy?” He’s pointing at Nix, Kay’s axolotl-like companion who’s equal parts backpack ornament, puzzle-solving genius, and emotional support furball. The price? A measly 20 credits—and the chef wants him for the pot.

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This isn’t some galaxy-shaking Syndicate power play; it’s a bite-sized moral hiccup tucked into the seedy underbelly of Star Wars Outlaws. Released back in 2024 but still racking up chuckles deep into 2026, the game thrives on these tiny, consequence-light moments that make Kay feel less like a predefined hero and more like a loveable dirtbag you’re steering through the Outer Rim’s weirdest gigs. The “sell Nix for meat” prompt is perhaps the ultimate litmus test for what kind of scoundrel you’re roleplaying—and, crucially, it’s one of the most hilarious interactions the game has to offer.

The Con That Always “Works Half the Time”

If a player’s credits pouch is feeling light and their moral compass is spinning wildly, choosing to sell Nix yields a payoff that’s pure comedy. Upon agreeing to the deal, Nix doesn’t bolt or cry. No, the clever little critter flops over, tongue lolling, in the most half-hearted “play dead” routine since a Loth-cat faking a limp for extra treats. The cook stares at the theatrics dryly and tells Kay he wants the meat first—meaning a very much alive Nix is not on the menu until he’s no longer breathing.

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Kay’s response? A deadpan “Ah, works half the time,” which is both a perfect punchline and a window into her history. The exchange strongly implies this isn’t the duo’s first rodeo. Kay and Nix have apparently run this very scam on multiple chefs across the galaxy, pocketing credits before the inevitable “I wasn’t born yesterday” shutdown. Nix isn’t in any real danger—the game will not let you lose your companion forever, thank the Maker—but the whole bit is a masterclass in Star Wars-flavored mischief. It’s one of those reasons Outlaws reviewed generally well, earning a solid 8/10 from Screen Rant and a 75 Top Critic Avg on OpenCritic, with its charm often outweighing its rougher edges.

When Mercy Gets You a Stew–with a Side of Sass

For the soft-hearted players who’d rather hug a wampa than see Nix in a stew, the “spare him” path is its own brand of absurd. Refusing the credits enrages the cook, who—petty to the last—offers Kay a “portion on the house,” just with Nix cooked inside it. Naturally, the little beast growls, and Kay fires back with a warning: “Careful, he bites.” The conversation ends there, leaving the player with exactly zero credits, zero free meals, and not even a grateful chirp from the furball.

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It’s a brilliant bit of anti-reward. You did the kind thing? Tough luck, scoundrel. The galaxy doesn’t always pay you for being nice. Yet even this route is dripping with character. Nix’s growl and Kay’s quip deepen the bond you’ve built with the creature over dozens of hours—he’s not just a gameplay tool; he’s a partner in crime who knows when to play dead and when to show teeth.

Why Nobody Actually Loses Nix (and Why You Should Try Both)

One of the best parts of this entire setup is that Star Wars Outlaws never tricks you into a permanent loss. The game is transparent when a decision will have major faction repercussions—say, torching your reputation with the Pykes. Here, the autosave might lock in your choice of dialogue, but Nix stays firmly by your side regardless. So if you’re worried about turning your adorable ally into a blue milk-adjacent protein source, breathe easy. The only thing you risk is missing out on some grade-A banter.

If anything, this encounter epitomizes how Outlaws nails the seedy, whimsical texture of the Star Wars underworld. Kay’s casual grifting, Nix’s improv skills, and the world’s reaction to both make the galaxy feel lived-in and cheerfully amoral. Whether you pocket the 20 credits (or try to) or walk away with a threatened stew recipe, you’re left with a story—and that’s precisely the kind of scoundrel energy the game wants you to chase.

So, two years after its PC, PS5, and Xbox launch (and even on the Nintendo Switch 2 since September 2025), players still fire up a new save or reload an old checkpoint just to see Nix flop over one more time. Because in a galaxy of serious Jedi business, sometimes the real force is a tiny creature’s terrible acting and a cook who knows better. 😂